Definitions and Phrases

Black Pug - a gorgeous and loyal dog, with a cute broad flat nose and a deeply wrinkled face. "Happiness starts with a wet nose and ends with a tai...

Bitchcraft - The practice and art of being a bitch, to intertionally piss people off Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM u...

A strong role model with unending patience and understanding Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled...

A strong role model with unending patience and understanding Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled...

Bibbity bobbity bacon - The act of adding bacon or bacon bit to other foods Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-whit...

those tiny little pizzas that stoners eat. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled paper. A5 and A4 ...

the act of texting, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white G...

when winter is finally over and it’s just starting to get warm, you wear your short sleeve shirts to work or the town. This particularly applies to...

a person who continues to prosper in spite of opposition, hardship, or setbacks Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-...

to socialize over sushi Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled paper. A5 and A4 sizes are shipped i...

slang for "sucks". When something or someone sucks, that means they are not good or bad, or you didn't like it. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free h...

a sport of propelling through water using your limbs with different techniques “home is where the pool is” Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-q...

cake that tastes of extortion, because it was obtained through extortion. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white ...

Best Friend - the one person who you can only stay mad at for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them. Printed on NON-...

cake that tastes of extortion, because it was obtained through extortion. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white ...

Bengal - a unique and beautiful cat breed noticed for its amazing shiny leopard print coat and their crazy personality "warning I may talk about my...

tabletop gaming is a broad term that refers to playing games on a surface or table. It involves using game pieces and/or accessories, such as dice,...

a less offensive way of saying “taking the piss”. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled paper. A5 ...

a business term used to describe someone wasting time. e.g., “is he taking this piss? That’s his 3rd cigarette break this hour” Printed on NON-TEXT...

Beer - An alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavoured with hops. "beer makes everything better" Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high...

a person who helps you solve problems you would never have without them Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white Ge...

Bedhead - hair with an untidy appearance, caused by lying in bed. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German m...

the combined action of a group of people; cannot be performed by lone individuals Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultr...

Beautician- a combination of qualities that give pleasure to the senses. the best possible version of yourself, both on the inside and on the outsi...

Beautician- low key therapist; maker of beautiful art; patience of a saint. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-whit...

when you’re too young for half the things you want to do and too old to do the other half. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300...

the quality or fact of being very determined; determination. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled...

Beagle - a beautiful breed which is excitable, intelligent and determined making them a brilliant hunter "happiness starts with a wet nose and ends...

a burrito within a burrito, within the heart of that same burrito. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German ...

Bathroom - a kingdom of splash, brush, wash and flush Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled paper....

a term used to describe someone who is very unwilling to part with their own money. e.g., “you’ve got holes in your shoes you tight bastard” Printe...

Bacon sexual - sexually attracted to bacon. Only bacon Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled paper...

Bacon - the main reason you are not a vegetarian. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled paper. A5 ...

a term used to describe someone who is very unwilling to part with their own money. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ul...

Back in the day - a term used when talking about a time in the past, usually when you are remembering nice things about that time. e.g., "back in t...

Australian Sheepdog - An agile and intelligent short-tailed dog, which has a strong sense of love and devotion to their owners "happiness starts wi...

a term used before making a favourable comment about something or someone. e.g., “he might be a wanker, but to be fair, he’s not the biggest wanker...

At the end of the day - a term used before emphasising a point, e.g., "at the end of the day, she does make a good sandwich" Printed on NON-TEXTURE...

At the end of the day - a term used before emphasising a point, e.g., "at the end of the day, he's not a dickhead all of the time" Printed on NON-T...

As happy as Larry - Used to describe a person who is unreasonably happy. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white G...

Arse over tit - To fall over(especially when drunk) Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled paper. A...

a place where 99% of all my productivity and motivation is stored Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German m...

the ability to deal with hardship or to cope in difficult situations. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white Germ...

the deliberate act, of making random unsolicited and/or controversial comments on various internet forums with the intent to provoke an emotional k...

a magical animal with beautiful long flowing mane and spiral horn “always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then be a unicorn” Printed on N...

an excuse to chill out and drink all year, except the occasional last minute, late night panic before handing in a paper. Printed on NON-TEXTURED a...

a local woman ridden by many. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled paper. A5 and A4 sizes are shi...

distilled Russian awesomeness designed to calm you the F down Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German mille...