Definitions and Phrases

not my cup of tea - a polite way of saying “I do not like that”. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German mi...

nowt - a northern way of saying “nothing” e.g., “There’s nowt wrong with me” Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-whi...

Dyslexia Print - a general term for disorders that involve difficulty in learning to read or interpret words, letters and other symbols, but that d...

NPC - short for non-player character. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled paper. A5 and A4 sizes...

nutcase - a crazy or eccentric person. Another way of saying nutjob or nut. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-whit...

off your trolley - behaving in an unusual way or doing something very silly. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-whi...

office - a place where you can relax after a strenuous night at home Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white Germa...

office fever - feeling crazy at work inside an office. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled paper...

office hands - some one who has soft hands for doing office work & little or no hard labor Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick...

office jousting - a contest used to settle affairs of work place matters and/or to relief boredom. Office chairs are used as horses while broomstic...

office squid - Someone who travels around an office by propelling themselves backward in an office chair instead of walking. Printed on NON-TEXTURE...

our kid - an affectionate term for one's younger sibling. e.g., “how you doing, our kid?” Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 ...

parents - living recollections of your most embarrassing childhood memories Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-whit...

partner - Someone who knows you better than yourself. Someone who you usually get into trouble with. Someone who has your back no matter what. Some...

pedicure - treating female feet like the godly things they are Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German mill...

perseverance - persistence in doing something despite difficulty or delay in achieving success. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thic...

physics - the branch of science concerned with using extremely long and complicated formulas to describe how a ball rolls Printed on NON-TEXTURED a...

Drama - when sarah likes mike but mike is going out with jane when jane actually likes dylan but dylan likes sarah, so dylan asks sarah out and jan...

piece of cake - used to describe something easily done. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled pape...

Dogs Bollocks - another term for "the best". e.g., "my mother's cooking is the dogs bollocks" Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick ...

pilot - someone who spends most of their day looking out the window Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German...

Dog - the only member of your family you actually like, while also being the reason food always disappears if left unaccompanied. Printed on NON-TE...

pisshead - a drunkard. e.g., “my mother won’t stop drinking, she’s a total pisshead” Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM u...

pisstaker - some one who makes a joke or acts in an inconsiderate way. i.e., “can you hurry up, you pisstaking bastard”. Printed on NON-TEXTURED ac...

Doctor - a person who kills your ills with pills then kill you with bills Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white ...

Determination - the quality of being determined; firmness of purpose Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white Germa...

pizza - a dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with a topping of tomatoes and cheese, typically with added meat, ...

pizza daddy - a sugar daddy who just gives you pizza Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled paper. ...

pizza production engineer - a pizzeria employee tasked with the saucing, cheesing, and topping of pizzas; One who tops a pizza. Printed on NON-TEXT...

pizza production engineer - a pizzeria employee tasked with the saucing, cheesing, and topping of pizzas; One who tops a pizza. Printed on NON-TEXT...

brazilian jiu jitsu - a Brazilian combat sport and martial art, descended from Judo. The "gentle art" as it is called, is a ground-fighting discipl...

pizza slap - To purposefully, publicly, indiscreetly disrespect someone whose face is not worthy for hands and soul not reputable enough for a pimp...

bowling - the game of bowls as a sport or recreation. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled paper....

Death - the action or fact of dying or being killed; the end of the life of a person or organism Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thi...

Deakfast - The meal between dinner and breakfast. Printed on NON-TEXTURED acid-free high-quality thick 300 GSM ultra-white German milled paper. A5 ...

pomeranian - a gorgeous and intelligent breed which is extremely friendly and loving with everyone they meet “happiness starts with a wet nose and ...